I was filling out my mileage form yesterday, and I wondered how much it was going to be worth. The current rate is 50.5 cents, and that extra half cent threw me off.
“Goddamn it, why can’t they just use whole numbers? Decimals just screw me up.”
Without looking up, the coordinator said, “Use improper fractions.”
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On a completely unrelated note, why is “maggie gyllenhaal” the most common search leading to my blog for the last month?