Sorry for the lack of posting today. I had a plan for today’s topic (c.f. yesterday’s “…And then he woke up with a dick in his mouth” comment), but alas, it was not meant to be.
Just when I was getting myself mentally prepared to write an epic blog post, I got sent out on a run to pick up a breast pump.
And then I had to hold a purse while being castrated, among other emasculating activities.
It’s good to be me.