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Best Porn Picture

We had some time on our hands yesterday, so my friends and I came up with a new game, that we’re calling “Best Porn Picture.”

The rules are simple.  Take any movie that’s won the Best Picture Oscar and change it into a porn title. The title has to be original (no “Star Whores”), and you can’t reuse a movie.  First person who can’t come up with another porn title loses.

Here’s some of the better ones we came up with:

Cumhog Jillionaire
American Booty
Forrest Gimp
Bravehard
The French Cunnilingus

In the Heat of the Night (works either way)
Terms of Enrearment
Back Side Story
Around the Girl in Eighty Ways
The Busty Years of Our Wives
My Spare Lady
A Man for All Semens
Bend-Her
Lawrence in Her Labia
It Happened Many Times One Night

The game works just as well with IMDb’s Top 250 (The Shawskank Redemption) or AFI’s 100 Years,  100 Movies (Citizen Kame, written, directed by, and starring Orson Swells).

What have you got?

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  1. Sorry I’m a bit late to the party with this, but I’ve only just happened across the site, and it’s too good an opportunity to miss:

    The Prodfather

    The English Pay Shunt

    Dee Dee Parted

    Bum Slog Milly On Air

    Chest, Hide, Whorey

    The Greatest Hoe on Earth

    Ball the Kings Men

    Genitals’ Relievement

    The Best Rears of Our Lives

    On the Daughter’s Front

    – not sure this exercise has improved me as an individual, but thanks anyhoo.

  2. On the Watercunt

    Annie Ball

    Plapoon

    A Beautiful Behind

    All About Eve(‘s Vagina)

    –Yeah, that last one was stupid.

  3. Schindler’s Fist

    Mutiny on the Booty

    Ben-Fur (made in 1979)

    West Side Whorey

    Creamer vs Creamer

    Forrest Rump

    The Lord of the Cock-Rings

    One Came Over the Cuckoo’s Chest

    Midnight Bareback Cowboy

    An American in Paris Hilton

    All About Cleavage

    I’m going to hell…..

  4. The Rodfather
    Shindler’s Clit
    12 Horny Men
    One Spew over the Cukoo’s Nest
    Casa Wanka

    Now I’m ashamed enough of myself. I’ll stop.

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