The Anonymous Production Assistant

Adventures of Link

Another anonymous film blogger has linked to last Friday’s post, for which I’m very grateful, since, like Ben “Yahtzee” Crowshaw, my self esteem directly correlates with the number of readers I have on any given day.  (This was particularly sad in the early days of the blog, when I averaged around eight readers daily, two […]

Not Feeling Like Myself

Since I mentioned I attended the TV writers’ group, I’ve received several e-mails from writers asking if I was this guy or that guy that they’d met. (Curiously, no has suspected that I’m a girl. I realize that I do talk about my wife, but hey, it’s legal in California, now.) The truth is, I […]

They’re, Their, Don’t Cry.

My wife sent me an e-mail regarding yesterday’s post— their – they’re – please correct, from your teacher wife This was followed by– I mean, there – whoops, says teacher wife I’m going to stop making fun of Quentin Tarantino, now.

My 100th Post! Or, Who Wants To Marry A Porn Star?

After 4 1/2 months, 85 Google searches for “king kong” (really?), 30 clicks on Dow Corning’s boob, several dead forests, and who knows how many complaints, I’ve finally reached one hundred posts!  I don’t know if I accomplished my original goal of being more productive, but I have had fun. In the spirit of having […]

State of the Blog Address

Usually, since I don’t post on the weekends, I don’t get many readers on Saturday and Sunday.  So, I thought it a little odd when I received a few comments on a months old post.  Imagine me surprise, when I checked my blog stats and found I had more readers on Saturday than on Friday. […]

Congratulate Me

Today’s post was originally going to include the punchline, “…And then he woke up with a dick in his mouth,” but since I’m the latest recipient of the Brillante Weblog Premio 2008, I decided that sort of humor is beneath me. (For today, anyway.) I’d like to thank Gillian Horvath of Athena TV for handing […]

On an Unrelated Note…

I’ve just been looking at my incoming links (I like to see what people are searching for when they find my site), and two questions sprang to mind. Who’s been searching for “0000001000000110000001000000110000001000000100000010000001,” and, upon doing so, why did they decide The Anonymous Production Assistant Blog must be the site they’re looking for? By the […]

Incoming Links

Hey, Alex Epstein gave me a link! That’s some quality endorsement.  Besides being full of amazing advice, Alex has a tendency to link to other great writers, as well. While on the subject of links, Amanda the Aspiring writer posted a link to a TV writer’s group.  It sounds like fun, and I definitely plan […]

Location, Location, Location

Yesterday, I was more than a little surprised to find my readership had quintupled over night, and Monday’s post had more responses than all my previous posts combined. It’s thanks to the Polybloggimous blog, and Nathan’s little web 2.0 game. I’d like to continue the meme, but first I’ll have to come up with a […]