The Anonymous Production Assistant

I Gotta Take This

A friend of mine came up with a great trick, for when her husband calls, but she doesn’t want to offend one of the self-important (yet neurotically insecure) Industry types she deals with every day. When she programmed her husband’s number into her cell phone, she set the name to “Steven Spielberg.” No matter who […]

Lucas, Spielberg, & Kasdan… Racists!

A few weeks ago, Mystery Man wrote about a transcript that’s been floating around the internet.  It’s a story conference involving George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, and Lawrence Kasdan discussing Raiders of the Lost Ark. Should be fascinating to an aspiring screenwriter like me, right?  Meh. Reading normal people talk the way normal be talk makes […]