Nathan over at Polybloggimous is experiencing a problem so epic, he’s confused the X and Y chromosomes. (If something has no Y chromosomes, it’s female.)
Apparently, he can’t get his stapler to work. I have no idea how to help the poor guy, because I work in the 21st century, where the copy machine does all my stapling for me. Barring that, I have an electric stapler on my desk (mostly used for making sides).
Since I can’t help, I’m hoping one of my constant readers may have the solution to this stationary stationery dilemma.