Before you ask, yes, I know it’s been a long time since I wrote a post. When one of these dry stretches occur, you can rest assured that I am either A) unemployed, and thus have nothing to write about, or B) so very employed that I am too busy to write any posts. I can’t really say which applies here, for obvious reasons.
But I’m back now, and ready to unleash a torrent of witty anecdotes, clever observations, and unabashed egotism. I also have a backlog of questions from various people who seem to think I’m a lot smarter than I really am, which I promise I will answer… eventually.