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When you’re looking for a job, scanning Craig’s List is a constant source of both humor and horror.  Case in point:

Bondage Art Project (North Hollywood)

Digital artist seeking female models for bondage art project. I need a few lovely models for a series of mock kidnapping photos/videos. Must be comfortable with being tied up, and have a love for art that pushes boundaries (no nudity).

Uh, yeah.  Even if I was “comfortable with being tied up,” I doubt that that would be a blanket policy encompassing any wierdo I find on Craig’s List.

CHRISTIAN MALE MODELS AGE 18-20 (TORRANCE)

*******CHRISTIAN MODEL CASTING CALL!!! WE ARE LOOKING FOR “ON FIRE FOR THE LORD” MALE MODELS. MUST HAVE A CHRISTIAN LIFESTYLE AND A TESTIMONY IS A +. LOOKING FOR ALL ETHNIC BACKGROUNDS FOR AN UPCOMING EVENT AND OPORTUNITY!!! CONTACT MONICA

I get the capitalization.  If there’s one thing that gets my attention, it’s capital letters.  And exclamation points!  I loves me some exclamation points.  But what’s with the seven asterisks at the beginning?  Could they be symbolic of something?

I also love that they want you to contact Monica, patron saint of alcoholics.

Are you calling about the used sofa, or the Christian modeling gig?
"Are you calling about the used sofa, or the Christian modeling gig?"
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7 Responses

  1. haha, looks like the image you linked has been blanked out with a “STOLEN” message. Check that out.

    Craigslist is hilarious and I would NEVER want to meet anyone off that website. I don’t want to be cut up into pieces by an Ed Gein wannabe.

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