A finite number. One to perform the task, and several others to behave in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
I love these jokes.
How many grips does it take to change a light bulb? That’s an electric’s job.
How many script supervisors does it take to change a light bulb? You can’t change it, we already got it in the master.
How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? You can’t change just one. If you change one, you have to change them all!
How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Seventeen, but only two get screen credit.
This last one only works when you see it–
How many PAs does it take to change a light bulb? Five. Wait… [pauses, listening to headset] No, one.
I know there’s more, but I can’t remember them. Any else got any?
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How many Line Producer’s does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, but that’s not in the budget…
How many amnesia patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side
Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It’s an obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.
How many sound recordists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, Two, One, Two.
How many lighting technicians does it take to change a lightbulb? It’s called a lamp, you idiots!
How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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how many grips does it take to change a lightbulb?
2, 1 to sweep up the glass, 1 to pull out the base.
how many
lol vash. i like that one.
Q: How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. He holds onto the lightbulb and expects the world to revolve around him.
How many Camera Assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is there a cappuccino machine in the room? No? Eh, why bother?
How many Production Designers does it take to change a lightbulb. Does it really have to be a lightbulb? That’s soooo cliche.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb. 23! You got a problem with that?
How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he’s still pondering the motivation for the change.
how many (comic book or film… pick one) nerds does it take to change a light bulb? one to change the bulb and fifteen to stand around and bitch about how much better the last one was.