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How Many Members of a Particular Demographic Group Does It Take to Perform a Specified Task?

A finite number.  One to perform the task, and several others to behave in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

I love these jokes.

How many grips does it take to change a light bulb?  That’s an electric’s job.

How many script supervisors does it take to change a light bulb?  You can’t change it, we already got it in the master.

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?  You can’t change just one.  If you change one, you have to change them all!

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Seventeen, but only two get screen credit.

This last one only works when you see it–

How many PAs does it take to change a light bulb? Five.  Wait… [pauses, listening to headset] No, one.

I know there’s more, but I can’t remember them.  Any else got any?

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14 Responses

  1. How many Line Producer’s does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, but that’s not in the budget…

  2. Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: It’s an obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.

  3. How many lighting technicians does it take to change a lightbulb? It’s called a lamp, you idiots!

  4. how many grips does it take to change a lightbulb?
    2, 1 to sweep up the glass, 1 to pull out the base.

    how many

  5. Q: How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: One. He holds onto the lightbulb and expects the world to revolve around him.

  6. How many Camera Assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Is there a cappuccino machine in the room? No? Eh, why bother?

  7. How many Production Designers does it take to change a lightbulb. Does it really have to be a lightbulb? That’s soooo cliche.

    How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb. 23! You got a problem with that?

  8. How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he’s still pondering the motivation for the change.

  9. how many (comic book or film… pick one) nerds does it take to change a light bulb? one to change the bulb and fifteen to stand around and bitch about how much better the last one was.

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